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"Ode To Beer" by Mark Walker    

I don't like women, when they're bitchin'
Don't like the mess in my kitchen
I don't like rashes when they're itchin'
But I like to drink my beer

I don't like workin', I just like playin'
When I was eight, I'd draw with a crayon
I tie my shoes, so they'll stay on
And I like to drink my beer

Now beer is a wonderful brew
I like the things it makes me do
Now beer is a wonderful drink
Too bad it makes my farts stink

Now my brother, he's not like me
He don't drink beer, he just drinks tea
But when I drink it, I gotta pee
And I like to drink my beer

I don't like people, when they're fickle
I like my tuna, with a pickle
I used to live, with Gary Trickle
And I like to drink my beer

Now beer is a wonderful juice
It makes me crazy, it makes me loose
Now beer is a wonderful liquid
Too bad that nothing rhymes with liquid

Well they say, that beer will kill me
But right now, it kinda thrills me
So keep 'em comin', 'till they fill me
'Cause I like to drink my beer.

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